The Scumlord

[Naga_Fireball]

It must be so convenient, having your own gang
A bunch of little shits to scurry when you sing
Just pick up the phone, mi casa es su casa,
They'll let you know when it's time to roll

Banging Walla Walla
Strangling Walla Walla
He even has a ringtone for that
As he's banging around town
Daniel Ocjious is bringing the house down
Sing it baby

Sitting there in church checking his texts
He's gotta straighten out whose deal is next
Nudge the wife, writing that check
It's getting harder than you've been trained to expect
The Walla Walla streets are getting hard
In spite of the lard greasing his wheels
Daniel snaps a finger and 10 pigs squeal

Banging Walla Walla
Strangling Walla Walla
He even has a ringtone for that
As he's banging around town
Daniel Ocjious is bringing the house down
Sing it baby

Running down a reputation
Preparing for another celebration
Eliminate the competition
His dirty dime enriching
Every lawn he's standing on
But I said no -- and he couldn't take it

He thought he owned my ass,
He tried to break it, faking friendship all along
And I just wouldn't take it
I don't need your dime to turn on, Daniel
And Annie Oakley might say
You wanna look both ways this week
When you're crossing that street

Banging Walla Walla
Strangling Walla Walla
He even has a ringtone for that
As he's banging around town
Daniel Ocjious is bringing the house down
Sing it baby

Refer another skeleton
Just refer another skeleton
Because Daniel Ocjious has a huge closet
For profit to put them in
Waiting to receive you
Waiting to receive you
Welcome to Hell
Oh wow

[Naga_Fireball]

Although fair housing is a “civil” matter and therefore subject primarily to civil fines, a landlord could face jail time if the problem is severe enough. According to Kenneth L. Baritz & Associates, P.C.:

If a landlord or property owner used threats, intimidation, harassment techniques or engaged in physical confrontations or violence to prohibit an individual or family from renting a particular property a court may decide to punish them. This punishment may include the payment of a fine, jail time, or both depending upon the severity of the particular case.

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So buy yourself some smoke detectors, follow the discrimination laws, and give to Caesar what Caesar is due.

Besides, you look terrible in orange.