This is extremely embarrassing to share, but my gut instinct says to tell it, lol...
When I was detoxing in the local clink over Christmas break (massive alcohol binge), I was held a few extra days because they knew it would ne a head start on my sobriety. Not everyone was in that loop of course.
Unfortunately when I got home to my apartment, it came to my attention that a person had accessed my living space during my absence and jacked off on one of my dresses, one I'd worn to the superior court house in the past.
The Lewinsky cartoon shown above hung in my Linden place apartment for about half a year, then when I moved i packed it up -- but posted it here because I thought it was a great cartoon for a freehand.
Well looks like someone else gave me a free hand
My spouse listened to the story, we considered the angle that we had done it by accident, but unfortunately the timelines were not adding up. Also it seemed like a copious amount, no pun intended.
The biggest reason I did not share this sooner was,
I had a very erotic cartoon on the wall near my closet and it might have overcome the man's common sense.
However now that we know more about my living situation, i felt it was time to come forward.
P.s. Unfortunately i washed the damn thing after a couple months of curiousity. It didn't seem worth the trouble, especially if LE was aware of this. Just please tell me it wasn't a cop, unless he's planning on buying a ring too.
Hehhh ; (