You'd have never caught our cat Smokey doing that kinda stuff. Way
too much work.
Lemme s'plain. No. Lemme show ya, then I'll s'plain.
Actually, we never called him "Smokey". His name was SpeedBump
- after those infernal bumps in the road. I think they're called "sleeping policemen" in the UK.
That was how he slept, wherever he wanted to. And he'd sleep through anything. In fact, the dogs would trip over him. He wouldn't budge... rarely even wake. But then he didn't have to. SpeedBump weighed 34 lbs.!
That's 15.4 kilos
, for those of you from out of town.