"William, Tell!"

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Brotherhood falls asunder at the touch of fire!
He finds his fellow guilty of a skin
Not coloured like his own, and having power
To enforce the wrong, for such a worthy cause
Dooms and devotes him as his lawful prey.
~William Cowper
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Hmmm just in case it is failing to show:

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Brotherhood falls asunder at the touch of fire!
He finds his fellow guilty of a skin
Not coloured like his own, and having power
To enforce the wrong, for such a worthy cause
Dooms and devotes him as his lawful prey.
~William Cowper
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This is extremely embarrassing to share, but my gut instinct says to tell it, lol...

When I was detoxing in the local clink over Christmas break (massive alcohol binge), I was held a few extra days because they knew it would ne a head start on my sobriety. Not everyone was in that loop of course.

Unfortunately when I got home to my apartment, it came to my attention that a person had accessed my living space during my absence and jacked off on one of my dresses, one I'd worn to the superior court house in the past.

The Lewinsky cartoon shown above hung in my Linden place apartment for about half a year, then when I moved i packed it up -- but posted it here because I thought it was a great cartoon for a freehand.

Well looks like someone else gave me a free hand :(

My spouse listened to the story, we considered the angle that we had done it by accident, but unfortunately the timelines were not adding up. Also it seemed like a copious amount, no pun intended.

The biggest reason I did not share this sooner was,
I had a very erotic cartoon on the wall near my closet and it might have overcome the man's common sense.

However now that we know more about my living situation, i felt it was time to come forward.

Lol @@

P.s. Unfortunately i washed the damn thing after a couple months of curiousity. It didn't seem worth the trouble, especially if LE was aware of this. Just please tell me it wasn't a cop, unless he's planning on buying a ring too.

Hehhh ; (
Brotherhood falls asunder at the touch of fire!
He finds his fellow guilty of a skin
Not coloured like his own, and having power
To enforce the wrong, for such a worthy cause
Dooms and devotes him as his lawful prey.
~William Cowper
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Just in case. A friend of the LL (Brian) gave me coffee recently. It tripped out my worry a little bit but once again I fucked up and opened it, drank maybe one or two cups.

Hopefully if there was anything wrong with it, I didn't use it all or grind it well.


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He finds his fellow guilty of a skin
Not coloured like his own, and having power
To enforce the wrong, for such a worthy cause
Dooms and devotes him as his lawful prey.
~William Cowper
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So today i was reading the semen section of an older crime scene investigation book.

Apparently type O people (blood type) get away with murder. Or they used to.

There's a bit of unrelated history that might be interesting here but not really worth the backlash.

But along those lines.
Type O used to be the perfect hitman.
Non secretors.

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Brotherhood falls asunder at the touch of fire!
He finds his fellow guilty of a skin
Not coloured like his own, and having power
To enforce the wrong, for such a worthy cause
Dooms and devotes him as his lawful prey.
~William Cowper
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