Re: Tales of teh Zonbi Nin
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:57 pm
In order for jokes to be effective,... they have to be funny. Even hackers/trolls will tell you, if its not funny then you're just being a dick.
Yesterday, we broke our production record.
It has been 6 months since the last time that happened. The significance goes beyond breaking the record, and I'm tickled as F--- to explain why.
When my department (the ReSaw) was revived last winter, the reputation, morale, and professionalism were absent at best. No one took pride in their work, no one bothered to do anything but the BARE minimum (to the point that ppl were having to be corrected in their base requirements).
And then came FA. I won't go into lengthy detail, but I've been around a lumber yard of two, with more experience than all but the grizzliest of veterans.
As one can readily determine from my other positions, I am a difficult taskmaster. I am demanding, callous, inconsiderate, boorish,... the list goes on. I expect everyone in my area to do their best; nothing more, nothing less.
Well, when I started in that dept. the attitude was 'I'll do my job, but nothing more'.
The department does not operate that way any more.
For one, instead of 'we've done enough', I am increasingly recipient to comments like "We're gonna try for one more unit" or "We can do better than yesterday" or even "We're gonna get 20 units!" (an impossible number mathematically speaking, but THAT'S F-ING RIGHT as far as the disposition).
Fans of Ender's Game might appreciate that for me, this is the revival of the Dragon Army.
I do not take sole/exclusive credit, but it would be disingenuous to not admit to being a significant part of the transition.
So to summarize, after a literal year of pestering, prodding, encouraging, and in many cases burying ppl with wood, I can report that there is a new paradigm in my department. That paradigm is one of seeking to surpass one's self, having fun doing it, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, and otherwise aspiring to a higher standard of quality, professionalism, and productivity.
<me blows on his fingernails and rubs them against his chest>
It wasn't much, and I accept no accolades. Moving on,....
Yesterday, we broke our production record.
It has been 6 months since the last time that happened. The significance goes beyond breaking the record, and I'm tickled as F--- to explain why.
When my department (the ReSaw) was revived last winter, the reputation, morale, and professionalism were absent at best. No one took pride in their work, no one bothered to do anything but the BARE minimum (to the point that ppl were having to be corrected in their base requirements).
And then came FA. I won't go into lengthy detail, but I've been around a lumber yard of two, with more experience than all but the grizzliest of veterans.
As one can readily determine from my other positions, I am a difficult taskmaster. I am demanding, callous, inconsiderate, boorish,... the list goes on. I expect everyone in my area to do their best; nothing more, nothing less.
Well, when I started in that dept. the attitude was 'I'll do my job, but nothing more'.
The department does not operate that way any more.
For one, instead of 'we've done enough', I am increasingly recipient to comments like "We're gonna try for one more unit" or "We can do better than yesterday" or even "We're gonna get 20 units!" (an impossible number mathematically speaking, but THAT'S F-ING RIGHT as far as the disposition).
Fans of Ender's Game might appreciate that for me, this is the revival of the Dragon Army.
I do not take sole/exclusive credit, but it would be disingenuous to not admit to being a significant part of the transition.
So to summarize, after a literal year of pestering, prodding, encouraging, and in many cases burying ppl with wood, I can report that there is a new paradigm in my department. That paradigm is one of seeking to surpass one's self, having fun doing it, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, and otherwise aspiring to a higher standard of quality, professionalism, and productivity.
<me blows on his fingernails and rubs them against his chest>
It wasn't much, and I accept no accolades. Moving on,....