Regarding the hilarious social situations that arise out of classism and the law. This is satirical fantasy fiction based loosely on RL in USA. It's almost like a whore on safari, she might pack well in general but forget some of the most important items due to lack of experience on the savanna or whatever.
Because when you climb the social ladder or enter their spotlight in any obviously negative way, sex among the powerful becomes a desert. And i don't mean sweet, I mean dry and scarce and mostly poison. Lol
I think really there is only 1 guy in town who knows about my situation and didn't spit on my sidewalk. One para professional with a sense of humor large enough to let humanity through the door.
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So a hooker walks into a bar in the Savanna looking for big game.
Sitting at the bar next to the bartender is a rhinoceros in a beige wool suit. He turns toward her immediately and the weight of his alcoholism drags his attention to her fine bosoms.
"Nice rack, baby," he quips, reeking of barely metabolized booze, some zits around his horn. "If you're a player you get another two points."
Realizing she might not be able to bring down a rhino, the whore turns and walks toward a friendly looking zebra.
"You're missing a tail light baby," he zings, "but I can still see ya." He kicks back in the chair, his long zebra legs caked with mud from the trails. A blue hat lies discarded on the table.
"Are you workin right now honey?" He asks. "If not, I'll have you know right now, I'm sort of a rock man."
The zebra gives the whore a sad but commiserate wink.
She turns and walks toward an ostrich who is happily dancing on the raised dance floor.
"Wait, don't come up here," he exclaims. "Wait til I'm done and we'll talk after the service."
The whore watches the ostrich dance for a while then realizes she is not attracted to ostriches.
A hyena carrying skis almost runs into her. "Oh sorry, hey," he says. "I'm your new neighbor."
The walrus next to him says "This little cocksucker owes me $25. And he used to do drugs and I bet his place is just full of drugs."
That's when things start to get weird.
"I'm on safari," she says. "It's not supposed to be this way."
Then a veterinarian in a Nazi uniform walks into the dream and says "That's why it is so vitally important in Africa, that when you have a chance, you take your shot."
He jams a needle in my ass and I wake up.
Good morning America lol