The Scathing Power of Veracity

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The Scathing Power of Veracity

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Ironically after posting my sloppy opinions in Spiritwind and Eelcos conversations, i felt grouchy and hungry.

I drove toward safeway, unsure of whether to stop at the walla walla bread company. I skipped that part.

In safeway there were so few deals on canned coffee that i walked past the bags and into Kcup land.

In kcup land there was a magical sale. From $9.99 to $7.99 individually, but if you buy four, each box supposedly $1.39.

I noticed the cash register failed to note the mix and match price. The cashier started arguing with me very aggressively.

I insisted on being given the deal advertised.
She questioned my veracity and called a price checker.

He ended up being my former resident manager at old apartment lol. He knows im a hot tamale when angry and hurried to check it out.

It turns out i was correct, but bitch didnt want to give me the coffee.

By this time the air was blue with cursing.
I finally got out of there with my bags and my bank account fairly intact.

Gal was so impossibly difficult.


I told her Customer is always right and Taco Bell eats the mistake... she was already so pissed at me that those didnt evoke much reaction.


The man behind me wanted to buy what i was buying lol
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I have to thank you for the best laugh so far today. Your honesty and realness shine through. Sometime I'll have to tell you more about our neighbor up the road I have mentioned before. Know this is kind of mean and bad of me, but we have nick named him Dick, LOL. Love you Naga!
I see your love shining out from my furry friends faces, when I look into their eyes. I see you in the flower’s smile, the rainbow, and the wind in the trees....
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Eek!

Thank you. .. i felt pretty terrible after, but way too often our local store makes errors in their own favor.

It was strange being the one with the beatstick. Lol

My friend at goodwill said that store has lots and lots of pricing errors... the manager is partly blind so i wonder if an employee is skimming


P.s. haha omg, id love to hear the story of mr D
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Dooms and devotes him as his lawful prey.
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The Scathing Power of Veracity, let me say that again! The Scathing Power of Veracity! Thank you Lady Fireball!
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