I wish you all a "day" on this day. Unless it's night, then I wish you a "night" on this day. And if you're celebrating Christmas, I suspect I offended you that I didn't wish you a Merry Christmas.
In that case I want you to think I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas.

If you don't like Christmas and now you know that I'm wanting Christmas celebrators to think that I'm wishing them a Merry Christmas, you might be offended.
In that case I want you to know that I didn't really mean it when I said that I want them to think that I'm wishing them a Merry Christmas...
Am I afraid of conflict?

The joys of trying to control how other people feel evaporate every drip of my peace of mind. I hope that last sentence didn't offend anybody...
I also hope that me writing this doesn't offend anybody who doesn't know how to read or write.
I'm scared.